Art & Prose from Lady Norémon

I've been trying to clean-out my GMail Drafts, and I found this:

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"Welcome!" Said the host of what was apparently a game show. Let's call him Mr. Opai since the author of this lame story is currently playing KoL. The host was a short British man...well maybe he wasn't British but he sure had a nice accent. "You have been brought here from your cabins, to participate in various mini games for the amusement of various mysterious observers.

"Yo! Like where is 'here'?" Piped up the oddly dressed girl named Shei.

"Here is a small structure located underground of The Lost Woods."

"Well where are the mini games?" Asked a young red haired boy, which the author is too lazy to name.

"Once we have sorted out where each of you is from we shall begin." After each person had finished proclaiming what cabin they were from, Mr. Opai spoke once again. "Now let use start with our first event!"

A square hole began to receded into the center of the floor, then it filled up with water. Small platforms floated up to the surface. A touch appeared in a *poof* on the other side of the pool.

"The object of this game is, to take a wooden torch and light the other torch at the other side of the pool."

"How are we going to do that? Run around the sides?"

"No. You will hop from platform to platform. The two fastest will advance"

"What about the slower people?"

"You will be sent back with out any points/prizes. Now we shall begin with Cabin 1's player" A torch popped into Cabin 1's representative's hands. "Go!" The loud whistle that sounds when you play any Mario Party mini game blared.

Well Cabins 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 9, and 10 all did horribly. The challenge was reminiscent of one of the puzzles in Windwaker.

So it was down to Cabin 4 and Cabin 8...

Before any game could start however, The Lord got a frog in one and the map was over.

The End

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I have no idea what it was for or anything behind it!