"On 'a Private Velocipede Ride'"

[lady-noremon.livejournal.com]

Originally posted on June 9TH, 2011 @ 06:13 pm at { http://ls-cassius.livejournal.com/2011/06/09/ }



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[Wrote due to a suggestion from asher_wilsford over {HERE}.]

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Looking up at the ceiling, she starts to grin at a thought. "I have had a notion. I was shown the most titillating cabinet card of a lady riding a velocipede and -- would you believe it? -- naked as the day she was born."

"A 'notion' have you?" They look at her and flush slightly at just the thought, but also have to smirk. "So you should like to have me perched, naked, on a velocipede?" Eyes almost twinkling at the silliness of it all.

Narcisa catches their eye, returns that twinkle. "Would you agree to such terms?"

Still smirking. "Not in public...With you as the only witness. But yes. If correct, you will have me naked, sitting as well as possible, on top of a velocipede. If that is what you should so want?"

"We shall have quite a time, finding the appropriate venue for a private velocipede ride!"

( WARNINGS for many things, most of which is masturbation involving a velocipede... )

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I think the "cabinet card" idea is from this picture:

And a somewhat enlarged version of the original.